1. Psychology says, sometimes you just say “I’m fine” because it’s difficult to find someone who actually cares.
2. Psychology says, spending a great amount of time with someone can literally cause you to pick up their habits.
3. Psychology says, one of the best ways to measure people is to watch the way they behave when something free is offered.
4. Psychology says, when you’re ignored by someone whose attention means the most to you, the reaction in the brain is similar to physical pain.
5. Psychology says, if your dog gets out, dont chase it. Instead, lie on the ground and pretend you’re hurt. It will come back to see if you’re okay.
6. Psychology says women with higher IQ’s have a harder time finding a mate. Intelligent women would rather remain single than be with the wrong person.
7. Psychology says, unexpected text messages from the person you care about can have a positive affect on your body and instantly improve your mood.
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A MAD-MAN WAS
STANDING NEAR A CHEMIST SHOP
WHEN MUSA WALKED IN AND WAS
COMPLAINING TO THE CHEMIST
SAYING ‘DOCTOR, MY HEAD IS
ME SERIOUSLY FOR 2DAYS NOW…
IMMEDIATLY, THE MAD-MAN
AND SAID ‘I KNW HW U FEEL’.
THE MAD-MAN SAID
‘SOMETIMES IT WIL BE ASIF TEN
ARE PLAYING ARMY DRUM ON UR
MUSA: YES THATS TRUTH!.
MAD-MAN: AND IT WIL BE ASIF UR
HEAD WANT TO FALL DOWN..
MUSA: YES!! U ARE RIGHT.
MAD-MAN: AND U WIL BE SEEING
MUSA: YES! YES!!.. U’RE CORRECT.
MAD-MAN: AND SOMETIMES U WIL
SEEING TINS IN A NEGATIVE WAY?
MUSA: MY GOD!…THATS TRUE.
MAD-MAN: WEN U SEE FIRE IT WIL
TURN TO RIVER AND IF U SEE
BIN IT WILL TURN TO PARADISE IN
MUSA: JESUS!…THAT IS A BIG
MUSA: BUT HOW COME U KNW ALL
MAD-MAN: NA SO MY OWN TAKE
1. Real boyfriends don’t keep secrets from their girlfriend. You’re in a relationship to grow closer together, not to hide things & ruin trust.
2. Nobody is too busy, ever, it’s just a matter of priorities.
3. Every single thing that has ever happened in your life is preparing you for a something that’s meant to come.
4. Never ignore a person who loves and cares for you, because one day you may realize that you’ve lost the moon while counting the stars.
5. Let go of those who bring you down and surround yourself with those who bring out the best in you.
6. Sometimes life doesn’t give you something you want, not because you don’t deserve it, but because you deserve more.
7. Always remember who was there for you when no one else was.
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A girl was with her
father when she
saw her boyfriend
GIRL: Have you come
to collect your book
titled “DADDY IS AT
HOME?” by Ngozi
BOY: No, I want that
your hymns book
SHOULD I WAIT FOR
GIRL: I don’t have
that one but may
be you should take
the other one titled
“UNDER THE MANGO
BOY: Fine, but don’t
forget to bring “I
WILL CALL YOU IN 5
coming to school
GIRL: I will also bring
you a new one too
titled”I WON’T LET
YOU DOWN” by
DAD: Those books
are too many, will
he read them all
GIRL: Yes dad, he is
very smart &
DAD: Okay don’t
forget to give him
the one on the table
titled “I AM NOT
BEEN SAYING” by
also the one on the
dinning table titled
“IF YOU GET
TO GET MARRIED”
by Wole Soyinka
don’t leave it there
pass it on because
you never know
who needs a smile.
1. Tell her she’s BEAUTIFUL. Not hot or Sexy.
2. Hold her hand, just because you love her.
3. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
4. Wrestle with her, and let her win.
5. Hug her from behind.
6. Don’t hang out with your ex when she’s not around. It kills her inside.
7. If you talk to another girl, walkover to her after you’re done and kiss her.
8. Write her notes or call her just to say I love you.
9. Introduce her to your
friends, as your girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair.
11. Pick her up, even when she says no.
12. Get upset if she gets unwanted contact from someone else.
13. Make her laugh,just because you love to see her smile.
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she’s mad at you, kiss her,don’t fight back.
16. If you care about her, tell her,or else she won’t come back.
17. Every girl should receive three presents from her guy: a teddy bear(she’ll hug it when she goes to sleep),jewelry (she’ll treasure it forever), and one of your shirts (she’ll wear it to bed).
18. Treat her the same with your friends as when you are alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and give her your best
20. Hang out with her on the weekends,because she’s important to you..
10 Amazing Quotes to Get You Motivated and Inspired.
1. “Every man is born an original but, sadly, most men die copies” – Abraham Lincoln.
2. “If you think you’re too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito” – Betty Reese.
3. “Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right.” – Henry Ford.
4. “The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.” – Dorothy Parker
5. “Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself” – John Dewey.
6. “Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.” – Pablo Picasso.
7. “If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never have it. If you don’t ask, the answer is always no. If you don’t step forward, you’re always in the same place.” – Nora Roberts.
8. “If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.” – Albert Einstein.
9. “If you hear a voice within you say “you cannot paint,” then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced.” – Van Gogh.
10. “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” – Oscar Wilde.
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1. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!
2. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
3. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages them.
4. The word “queue” is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.
5. Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.
6. Of all the words in the
English language, the word ’set’ has the most definitions!
7. What is called a “French kiss” in the English speaking world is known as an “English kiss” in France.
8. “Almost” is the longest
word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
9. “Rhythm” is the longest English word without a vowel.
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Mr James and his friend Mr Akpos were arguing about their
Mr James argued that his son was more silly than Akpo’s son. Akpos however
disagreed, so they decided 2 put their sons to a test.
James called his son and asked him to buy something for him at the market.
The boy ran out without even asking for what to buy and money.
James said,” U see how silly he is? he didn’t even ask for what to buy or money “
Mr Akpos retorted : “Is this what you call foolishness? just wait and see”
Akpos calls his son and said “go home and check if I am in d house”
Akpos’ son took 2 his heel & came
back panting,”papa U no dey house. Mama say U dey your
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1. 11% of people are left handed in world.
2. August has the highest percentage of births.
3. Unless food is mixed with saliva you can’t taste it .
4. The average person falls asleep in 7 minutes.
5. A bear has 42 teeth.
6. Did you know an ostrich’s eye is bigger than it’s brain.
7. Most lipsticks contain fish scales .
8. No two corn flakes look the same .
9. Lemons contain more sugar than strawberries.
10. 8% of people have an extra rib .
11. 85% of plant life is found in the ocean.
12. Rabbits like licorice.
13. the Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.
14. ‘Topolino’ is the name for Mickey Mouse Italy .
15. A lobsters blood is colorless but when exposed to oxygen it turns blue .
16. Armadillos have 4 babies at a time and are all the same sex .
17. reindeer like bananas.
18. the longest recorded flight of a chicken was 13 seconds.
19. birds need gravity to swallow
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What is *GOBE*?
*GOBE* is when you give a beautiful girl a lift
and she faints in your car. You take her to the
hospital and when you get there, the doctor says
she’s pregnant and congratulates you that you
are going to be father very soon. You then shout
you are not the father and the girl says you are
Things are now getting *GOBEFUL*. You require
a DNA test to prove you are not the father…
Things are now getting *GOBESTIC* when the
doctor comes with the result saying you cannot
be a father because you are infertile… You are
relieved, but on your way home you remember
you are married with three kids at home!…
Now you are extremely *GOBECIOUS*.
Now, you begin to ask yourself who is the father
of those kids… You get home to find out that the
gateman is their real father. You are now
You decided to travel home to complain to your
mother about the latest development.. And your
mum with tears running down her cheeks tells
you, my son, I’m so sowie your dad ain’t really
Then you know that things are now
You can comment ur own definition of Gobe……